1 00:00:47,550 --> 00:00:51,431 Where are you going girl? 2 00:00:51,456 --> 00:00:57,600 Are you looking for a rainbow in the sky 3 00:00:59,524 --> 00:01:03,376 You keep on going girl! 4 00:01:03,401 --> 00:01:08,524 There's a good chance you can catch it if you try 5 00:01:11,616 --> 00:01:15,362 So still believe in Humpty Dumptys 6 00:01:15,387 --> 00:01:17,927 Tweedees and Tweedle Dumpees 7 00:01:17,987 --> 00:01:22,181 Then I'll be there to help you find the way 8 00:01:22,575 --> 00:01:27,327 There's a whole new world that is looking for you, big girl. 9 00:01:28,106 --> 00:01:32,106 Get out there girl, and give that world a chance. 10 00:01:33,152 --> 00:01:37,207 You'll find that things are really cooking for you, big girl. 11 00:01:38,243 --> 00:01:41,836 It's up to you to come and join the dance. 12 00:01:42,724 --> 00:01:47,471 There's a whole new world waiting for you happy girl. 13 00:01:48,198 --> 00:01:52,459 Remember life is only once around. 14 00:01:52,835 --> 00:01:56,509 A whole new world is waiting for the happy girl. 15 00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:01,179 It's up to you to come and join the dance. 16 00:02:02,512 --> 00:02:05,737 It's up to you to come and join in the dance. 17 00:02:05,770 --> 00:02:08,603 Everybody's got to join the dance. 18 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:10,437 Join the dance. 19 00:02:11,935 --> 00:02:14,203 A whole new world. 20 00:02:20,266 --> 00:02:22,032 Hey Alice! Wait? 21 00:02:22,057 --> 00:02:24,405 - Oh, I'll wait. - Hi Alice. 22 00:02:26,176 --> 00:02:27,712 Some weather huh 23 00:02:27,737 --> 00:02:29,740 Yeah, sure is. 24 00:02:31,013 --> 00:02:33,317 Good night to go to the dance down at the Elks Club. 25 00:02:33,856 --> 00:02:34,856 What do you say? 26 00:02:35,648 --> 00:02:37,178 I still have a lot of work to do. 27 00:02:37,498 --> 00:02:38,644 I don't mind waiting. 28 00:02:40,242 --> 00:02:41,338 Not tonight William. 29 00:02:47,936 --> 00:02:50,688 Why do you wear a shirt with someone else's name on it? 30 00:02:51,264 --> 00:02:53,056 Alice, what's wrong? 31 00:02:54,336 --> 00:02:55,352 Nothing's wrong. 32 00:02:55,466 --> 00:02:56,471 Yes there is. 33 00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:57,764 Come on tell me. 34 00:03:00,636 --> 00:03:04,131 William I'm just not the girl you are looking for, thats all. 35 00:03:08,416 --> 00:03:10,720 I don't think I understand what you're trying to say. 36 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,536 You understand very well. 37 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:17,268 You think I don't care about you you're wrong. 38 00:03:17,894 --> 00:03:19,068 I care very much. 39 00:03:20,704 --> 00:03:22,550 We've been through it a hundred times. 40 00:03:22,574 --> 00:03:24,621 I'm just not that kind of girl. 41 00:03:24,646 --> 00:03:27,175 Who said I wanted that kind of girl? 42 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:29,408 You've made it clear any number of times. 43 00:03:30,176 --> 00:03:31,429 I'm attracted to you. 44 00:03:31,968 --> 00:03:33,416 You're a very attractive girl. 45 00:03:33,827 --> 00:03:35,456 You got to expect me to show it. 46 00:03:36,217 --> 00:03:38,934 I expect you to have control over yourself. 47 00:03:46,048 --> 00:03:47,584 The body's all grown up... 48 00:03:48,355 --> 00:03:50,119 but the mind is still a little girl. 49 00:03:50,144 --> 00:03:51,424 Well that's the way it is. 50 00:03:51,893 --> 00:03:53,429 I'm sorry if you don't like it. 51 00:03:53,558 --> 00:03:55,094 Why don't you give yourself a chance? 52 00:03:56,288 --> 00:03:58,336 You might see a whole new world out there. 53 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:00,745 There's nothing wrong with the world I'm living in. 54 00:04:00,776 --> 00:04:02,442 There's so few people in it. 55 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:04,883 Well, it's my world and that's the way I'm going to live it. 56 00:04:04,907 --> 00:04:06,645 Well I don't call that living. 57 00:04:07,986 --> 00:04:08,994 It's too bad. 58 00:04:09,019 --> 00:04:10,555 You're missing so much. 59 00:04:11,904 --> 00:04:13,286 You got all the right equipment, 60 00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:17,643 but you don't know how to put it to work. 61 00:04:20,863 --> 00:04:22,065 So long. 62 00:04:25,471 --> 00:04:26,471 See you around. 63 00:04:27,577 --> 00:04:28,870 Bye. 64 00:04:32,179 --> 00:04:33,179 Bye. 65 00:04:35,881 --> 00:04:37,988 Maybe I am missing something. 66 00:04:38,271 --> 00:04:39,734 Could it be that important? 67 00:04:42,367 --> 00:04:44,328 I better get back to work. 68 00:04:51,327 --> 00:04:52,327 That's funny. 69 00:04:52,630 --> 00:04:55,002 I never read this one when I was a little girl. 70 00:04:55,679 --> 00:04:56,703 I missed so much. 71 00:04:57,538 --> 00:04:58,562 Just about everything. 72 00:05:01,567 --> 00:05:03,570 Guess I was too busy 73 00:05:03,884 --> 00:05:07,212 growing up 74 00:05:08,735 --> 00:05:14,879 Never took the time to read a nursery rhyme 75 00:05:16,182 --> 00:05:19,082 Nevery played at patty cake. 76 00:05:19,231 --> 00:05:22,559 Kicked a can, or caught a snake 77 00:05:24,351 --> 00:05:26,655 Guess I was too busy 78 00:05:27,436 --> 00:05:31,782 growing up. 79 00:05:34,269 --> 00:05:39,041 Never told a silly little lie. 80 00:05:40,321 --> 00:05:45,599 Never had a doll or castles in the sky 81 00:05:45,694 --> 00:05:49,472 Why, I never saw a rainbow's end, 82 00:05:49,496 --> 00:05:52,376 watched the river around the bend. 83 00:05:52,401 --> 00:05:57,495 I guess I was too busy growing up 84 00:05:57,864 --> 00:06:04,951 But the world can be young and alive. 85 00:06:05,055 --> 00:06:08,992 Anytime of your life. 86 00:06:11,455 --> 00:06:17,126 For youth is never wasted if you're young at heart 87 00:06:17,475 --> 00:06:21,337 So take the time to start 88 00:06:21,656 --> 00:06:24,931 to live... 89 00:06:24,965 --> 00:06:29,832 I want to live. 90 00:06:46,199 --> 00:06:49,599 Gee I feel so good I'm growing up. 91 00:06:49,855 --> 00:06:53,542 Supercalifragilistics makes me smile. 92 00:06:53,574 --> 00:06:56,016 The looking glass in front of me, 93 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:59,920 tells this kid she's only three 94 00:07:02,655 --> 00:07:05,724 Gee, I wonder if I could grow up all over again? 95 00:07:05,748 --> 00:07:09,048 Giant redwoods don't reach maturity for at least 500 years. 96 00:07:09,945 --> 00:07:11,846 I don't think I can wait that long. 97 00:07:11,871 --> 00:07:15,455 Maybe I could crowd the next 500 years 98 00:07:15,967 --> 00:07:17,087 into the next few. 99 00:07:18,541 --> 00:07:20,611 Sure I can grow up all over again. 100 00:07:21,443 --> 00:07:22,979 I can at least try. 101 00:07:26,463 --> 00:07:32,662 It's super duper peachy keen. 102 00:07:33,509 --> 00:07:40,877 To wake up, and still live your dream. 103 00:07:41,609 --> 00:07:46,593 Gee, it feels so good... 104 00:07:50,633 --> 00:07:58,633 to be growing up. 105 00:08:13,547 --> 00:08:14,662 You can grow up. 106 00:08:14,687 --> 00:08:15,820 There's nothing to it 107 00:08:15,871 --> 00:08:17,911 Everybody grows up. I grew up. 108 00:08:18,257 --> 00:08:19,430 Hey wait! 109 00:08:19,455 --> 00:08:20,456 I'd like to talk to you 110 00:08:20,696 --> 00:08:21,990 I can't wait when I'm late. 111 00:08:22,015 --> 00:08:24,585 I'm supposed to be at the queen's party at 3:30. 112 00:08:24,610 --> 00:08:27,392 If I'm late it could be my... 113 00:08:27,606 --> 00:08:29,693 The queen's a bitch. Toodaloo! 114 00:08:30,018 --> 00:08:31,547 Please wait I want to talk to you 115 00:08:31,731 --> 00:08:35,044 I'm just a furry and I got to hurry because I've got a date. 116 00:08:41,471 --> 00:08:42,470 Here I come 117 00:08:42,495 --> 00:08:44,353 Mister rabbit wait for me! 118 00:09:19,195 --> 00:09:20,224 Mister rabbit! 119 00:09:27,662 --> 00:09:29,658 How do I get out there? 120 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:31,807 I'm having a nightmare. 121 00:10:36,612 --> 00:10:38,663 It must be a dream. 122 00:10:39,249 --> 00:10:42,142 Wouldn't be standing here naked! 123 00:11:07,241 --> 00:11:08,808 Mister Rabbit! 124 00:11:13,313 --> 00:11:14,601 Mister Rabbit! 125 00:11:23,882 --> 00:11:25,104 Mister Rabbit! 126 00:11:47,543 --> 00:11:48,953 Mister Rabbit! 127 00:11:53,289 --> 00:11:54,660 Mister Rabbit! 128 00:12:15,585 --> 00:12:19,219 Help, help! Sombody please help me. 129 00:12:19,373 --> 00:12:21,793 - Can I be of assistance? - I can't swim! 130 00:12:22,020 --> 00:12:23,689 Then what are you doing in the water? 131 00:12:23,714 --> 00:12:25,802 You wouldn't believe me if I told you. 132 00:12:25,827 --> 00:12:28,209 Oh, go ahead I'm all ears. 133 00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:30,811 I'm drowning! 134 00:12:30,836 --> 00:12:32,509 Well why didn't you say so. 135 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:34,223 Hop on my back. 136 00:13:00,289 --> 00:13:03,339 Oh, I don't know how to thank you for saving my life 137 00:13:03,506 --> 00:13:05,053 Think nothing of it. 138 00:13:05,770 --> 00:13:08,182 - Who are you? - I'm me, and that's he. 139 00:13:08,216 --> 00:13:09,230 We're we. 140 00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:09,958 You see. 141 00:13:10,015 --> 00:13:11,014 Not exactly 142 00:13:11,039 --> 00:13:12,120 Don't you have names? 143 00:13:12,144 --> 00:13:14,685 -Certainly! I'm a boogaloo -I'm ugaloo. 144 00:13:14,732 --> 00:13:15,732 I'm a muggie. 145 00:13:15,757 --> 00:13:16,768 And I'm a scrug. 146 00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:18,463 What silly names. 147 00:13:18,487 --> 00:13:19,999 - What's yours? - I'm Alice. 148 00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:25,095 What's so funny? 149 00:13:25,624 --> 00:13:27,416 We think your name is silly too. 150 00:13:27,679 --> 00:13:29,122 What are you doing here Alice 151 00:13:29,215 --> 00:13:31,142 I'm trying to find the rabbit have you seen him? 152 00:13:31,222 --> 00:13:33,502 No, but those are his woods. 153 00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:36,898 I'm so confused I don't know what I'm doing here. 154 00:13:37,407 --> 00:13:38,943 One minute I'm in a real world 155 00:13:39,199 --> 00:13:42,015 and the next thing I know I'm here in a make-believe one 156 00:13:42,271 --> 00:13:43,295 Alice, 157 00:13:43,551 --> 00:13:47,189 what makes you think your world is real and ours is imaginary? 158 00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:48,927 Maybe it's the other way around 159 00:13:49,183 --> 00:13:50,463 Is this a real world? 160 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:52,767 It is if you want it to be. 161 00:13:53,279 --> 00:13:56,351 You see people grow up too fast and they lose their imagination 162 00:13:56,608 --> 00:14:00,447 What if they kept just a little bit of kid in them no matter how old they get... 163 00:14:00,703 --> 00:14:02,239 then they'd able to see 164 00:14:02,283 --> 00:14:03,538 and be whatever they wanted. 165 00:14:04,031 --> 00:14:05,543 Whenever they want it 166 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:07,590 I wish I could do that. 167 00:14:07,615 --> 00:14:10,806 You can if we can you can. 168 00:14:15,830 --> 00:14:19,330 Ugaloos and bugaloos and scrugs and little muggies 169 00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:22,132 Are in the world within the world you see? 170 00:14:23,032 --> 00:14:26,644 Don't be blind just use your mind to see beyond the sea? 171 00:14:26,698 --> 00:14:29,832 What every little kid would like to be. 172 00:14:29,857 --> 00:14:33,260 If you haven't got dreams, you ain't got nothing. 173 00:14:34,004 --> 00:14:37,518 The dream that keeps the stream that rules the day. 174 00:14:37,786 --> 00:14:40,359 Close your eyes and life is not worth living. 175 00:14:41,065 --> 00:14:44,984 You've got to give in, and say... 176 00:14:49,537 --> 00:14:52,946 Ugaloos and bugaloos and scrugs and little muggies. 177 00:14:53,152 --> 00:14:56,285 Are part of the life, the live you've got to see. 178 00:14:56,471 --> 00:15:01,758 It's for ever little kid from 6 to 93. 179 00:15:01,887 --> 00:15:03,875 I think I understand what you're trying to tell me. 180 00:15:03,899 --> 00:15:05,365 It's imagination right? 181 00:15:05,390 --> 00:15:08,171 - Right! - And if I have imagination 182 00:15:08,287 --> 00:15:11,862 I can see and be whatever I want, right? 183 00:15:11,887 --> 00:15:13,757 Yes you can Alice. 184 00:15:14,687 --> 00:15:18,099 If I haven't got dreams, I ain't go nothing. 185 00:15:18,173 --> 00:15:22,054 Because dreams keep me scheming through the day. 186 00:15:22,079 --> 00:15:25,553 And if close my eyes and life is not worth living 187 00:15:25,577 --> 00:15:29,874 I've got to give in, and say... 188 00:15:30,155 --> 00:15:33,873 Ugaloos and bugaloos and scrugs and little muggies. 189 00:15:33,898 --> 00:15:37,255 We're part of life the life you've got to see. 190 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:45,280 It's for ever little kid from 6 to 90... 191 00:15:45,797 --> 00:15:53,497 It's for ever little kid from 6 to 93. 192 00:15:59,487 --> 00:16:01,279 That makes a lot of sense, thanks! 193 00:16:02,303 --> 00:16:04,607 I better try myself up before I catch a cold. 194 00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:06,143 Can I go borrow a towel? 195 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,025 We don't have any towels 196 00:16:08,447 --> 00:16:11,007 We had one once but it was stolen by a hotel. 197 00:16:12,153 --> 00:16:13,530 How do you dry yourself? 198 00:16:14,079 --> 00:16:15,060 Lie down 199 00:16:15,085 --> 00:16:16,234 We'll show you. 200 00:16:16,259 --> 00:16:18,355 - Lie down? - It will be more comfortable. 201 00:16:18,431 --> 00:16:19,975 Well, okay. 202 00:16:39,735 --> 00:16:41,783 -I think that's enough -Why 203 00:16:41,983 --> 00:16:43,450 It makes me feel funny 204 00:16:44,031 --> 00:16:45,343 Does it feel bad 205 00:16:45,567 --> 00:16:47,359 Not exactly Just funny 206 00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:49,121 Not good? 207 00:16:49,146 --> 00:16:50,687 Well, maybe. 208 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,845 Yeah, I guess you could say it feel good. 209 00:16:52,992 --> 00:16:54,506 Well, then! 210 00:16:54,783 --> 00:16:57,802 Well, if it feels good there's a good chance it must be bad 211 00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:04,511 Alice, if it feels good it is good 212 00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:06,495 Learn to trust yourself 213 00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:20,719 What's that? 214 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,175 It's my breast 215 00:17:24,229 --> 00:17:25,229 What's it for? 216 00:17:25,786 --> 00:17:28,435 Well, someday when I have a baby, it will have milk in it. 217 00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:33,936 It's pretty 218 00:17:44,870 --> 00:17:46,350 All done! 219 00:17:48,287 --> 00:17:50,847 I'll have to admit that it is a pleasent way of being dried off. 220 00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:52,357 We liked it too. 221 00:17:52,382 --> 00:17:54,009 I think maybe I learned something. 222 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:58,714 Alice, when you get some milk in there, can I have some 223 00:17:58,783 --> 00:18:00,294 I like milk 224 00:18:00,319 --> 00:18:02,367 I think that might be some time yet 225 00:18:03,391 --> 00:18:05,183 Well I could be going on 226 00:18:05,439 --> 00:18:06,939 I want to find the Rabbit 227 00:18:07,061 --> 00:18:08,341 You haven't seen them him have you? 228 00:18:08,511 --> 00:18:09,766 No 229 00:18:09,791 --> 00:18:11,071 But if you look hard enough 230 00:18:11,327 --> 00:18:13,350 you're sure to find what you're looking for. 231 00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:14,899 People usually do 232 00:18:16,447 --> 00:18:17,638 Where does this road lead? 233 00:18:18,359 --> 00:18:19,383 Why don't you find out 234 00:18:19,575 --> 00:18:20,575 I think I will 235 00:18:22,423 --> 00:18:23,497 Alice! 236 00:18:23,871 --> 00:18:24,871 A word of warning 237 00:18:25,407 --> 00:18:26,431 Be careful of the queen 238 00:18:26,943 --> 00:18:28,343 The Rabbit doesn't seem to like her either. 239 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,460 Is she really that bad? 240 00:18:30,759 --> 00:18:32,039 Is she that bad? 241 00:18:32,575 --> 00:18:35,647 Well if she doesn't like you she'll be after your head 242 00:18:36,159 --> 00:18:37,356 Just be careful. 243 00:18:39,211 --> 00:18:40,358 Alice 244 00:18:40,767 --> 00:18:44,410 We have a present for you sort of going-away present 245 00:18:44,435 --> 00:18:45,942 How sweet 246 00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:49,983 Oh, beautiful 247 00:18:50,751 --> 00:18:52,053 Should I put it on 248 00:19:13,113 --> 00:19:14,278 How does it look 249 00:19:16,932 --> 00:19:18,752 Wow! 250 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:25,969 You're part of life the life I want to see, 251 00:19:25,994 --> 00:19:33,965 It's for every little kid from 6 to 93. 252 00:20:23,648 --> 00:20:28,031 If I haven't got dreams, I ain't got nothing 253 00:20:30,928 --> 00:20:32,735 It is quite nice. 254 00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:36,735 Did someone saying something to me? 255 00:20:37,247 --> 00:20:39,387 Who else would I be talking to? 256 00:20:39,986 --> 00:20:41,266 Where are you? 257 00:20:41,343 --> 00:20:42,603 I'm here. 258 00:20:43,051 --> 00:20:44,331 I can't see you. 259 00:20:44,897 --> 00:20:48,255 Of course you can see me when you're looking for me in the wrong place. 260 00:20:48,659 --> 00:20:50,692 You are sitting on me. 261 00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:54,112 Oh, you can sit on me if you want to. I like it. 262 00:20:55,423 --> 00:20:56,703 Rocks can't talk. 263 00:20:57,215 --> 00:20:58,215 Is that so? 264 00:20:58,751 --> 00:21:02,335 You know there might be a couple of things going on that you don't know about 265 00:21:03,615 --> 00:21:04,614 It's me 266 00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:05,663 I'm going crazy 267 00:21:06,175 --> 00:21:07,967 This is a crazy place 268 00:21:08,479 --> 00:21:09,990 And I'm going crazy 269 00:21:10,015 --> 00:21:11,551 You're not going crazy. 270 00:21:12,319 --> 00:21:15,361 You're just not paying attention to what's there. 271 00:21:15,647 --> 00:21:16,746 What's where? 272 00:21:17,184 --> 00:21:18,184 Like what? 273 00:21:18,464 --> 00:21:19,744 Well, like me 274 00:21:20,341 --> 00:21:22,307 And the brook there. 275 00:21:22,347 --> 00:21:24,754 Hello 276 00:21:24,779 --> 00:21:26,844 Or the leaves 277 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:32,519 Of course 278 00:21:32,544 --> 00:21:34,080 It's my imagination 279 00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:37,408 Now look, don't call me your imagination 280 00:21:37,791 --> 00:21:38,845 I resent that. 281 00:21:38,870 --> 00:21:39,943 I'm sorry 282 00:21:39,968 --> 00:21:41,297 It's okay 283 00:21:45,021 --> 00:21:46,021 You like that? 284 00:21:46,161 --> 00:21:48,416 Yeah, I like that. 285 00:21:53,682 --> 00:21:55,218 I guess it does feel good. 286 00:21:55,826 --> 00:21:57,459 Sure. 287 00:22:28,608 --> 00:22:30,375 What are you hiding there. 288 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:31,417 Nothing 289 00:22:34,230 --> 00:22:37,058 Now, isn't that better. 290 00:22:45,218 --> 00:22:46,911 I shouldn't be doing this. 291 00:22:47,268 --> 00:22:49,555 Sure you should. 292 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:53,231 You're all alone out here with just your imagination 293 00:22:56,512 --> 00:22:57,634 I know 294 00:22:57,925 --> 00:22:59,385 Well? 295 00:23:23,218 --> 00:23:24,593 It isn't nice 296 00:23:25,955 --> 00:23:27,308 Sure it is. 297 00:23:27,521 --> 00:23:29,181 Who can say it's not nice. 298 00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:31,201 You're nice all over 299 00:23:31,236 --> 00:23:34,577 There isn't one part that's nice and another that isn't. 300 00:23:52,527 --> 00:23:54,112 I guess it is kind of nice. 301 00:23:56,041 --> 00:23:59,461 Sure, I told you didn't I? 302 00:25:15,264 --> 00:25:16,775 Here you are. 303 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:19,039 I've been looking everywhere for you. 304 00:25:20,128 --> 00:25:22,176 You shouldn't sneak up on a person like that. 305 00:25:22,432 --> 00:25:23,916 How long have you been there? 306 00:25:24,224 --> 00:25:25,248 Long enough. 307 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,040 Well that isn't very nice. 308 00:25:28,064 --> 00:25:28,832 You're wrong 309 00:25:29,088 --> 00:25:30,144 It's very nice 310 00:25:32,206 --> 00:25:33,486 Did you see what I was doing? 311 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:35,744 What were you doing? 312 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000 Nevermind. 313 00:25:38,304 --> 00:25:41,120 Why is it you never wait for me when I'm trying to find you? 314 00:25:41,632 --> 00:25:43,168 Because you're too slow. 315 00:25:43,424 --> 00:25:45,472 And now we're going to be late again. 316 00:25:45,728 --> 00:25:46,728 Late for what 317 00:25:47,008 --> 00:25:48,571 The Mad Hatter's Tea Party 318 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:49,984 Do you want to go? 319 00:25:50,336 --> 00:25:51,616 Sure I'm a little hungry. 320 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:53,543 Yes 321 00:25:53,664 --> 00:25:55,282 It does give you an appetite. 322 00:25:55,822 --> 00:25:57,036 Come 323 00:26:10,981 --> 00:26:12,841 Would you like some more tea? 324 00:26:13,301 --> 00:26:15,427 Go on, it's awfully good. 325 00:26:15,672 --> 00:26:16,539 You finished it? 326 00:26:17,245 --> 00:26:19,664 I'm just so glad you are enjoying yourself thank you. 327 00:26:19,794 --> 00:26:24,174 [Singing] 328 00:26:24,814 --> 00:26:26,721 Hi, Mr. Mad Hatter. 329 00:26:27,074 --> 00:26:28,866 Hello Mister Rabbit 330 00:26:28,992 --> 00:26:30,784 I want you to meet Alice. 331 00:26:32,183 --> 00:26:34,356 Nice to meet you, Alice. 332 00:26:34,368 --> 00:26:35,414 How do you do? 333 00:26:36,489 --> 00:26:38,025 Would you like some wine? 334 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:39,614 Yes. 335 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,511 But I don't see any wine. 336 00:26:41,536 --> 00:26:44,466 Of course not. There isn't any! 337 00:26:49,877 --> 00:26:52,517 - That's an awfully big hat. - It is? 338 00:26:52,607 --> 00:26:55,872 Oh the tag, that's not the size of my hat 339 00:26:56,384 --> 00:26:57,127 It's not? 340 00:26:57,245 --> 00:26:58,472 Heavens no. 341 00:26:58,688 --> 00:27:00,985 Actually, it's the size of my... 342 00:27:01,361 --> 00:27:05,150 - Thingamagig. Look. - Mr. Hatter, please cover yourself. 343 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:06,943 But what's wrong with her? 344 00:27:07,283 --> 00:27:08,135 She's embarrassed. 345 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:09,942 I think she's still a virgin. 346 00:27:10,464 --> 00:27:15,036 Well if that's the case you should be embarrassed I've never heard of such a thing 347 00:27:15,775 --> 00:27:20,134 Well I'm trying to learn honestly, but if I can't have everything shoved down my throat all at once. 348 00:27:20,159 --> 00:27:21,814 Well, I don't see why not 349 00:27:21,839 --> 00:27:23,474 - Well I do. - Do what? 350 00:27:23,499 --> 00:27:24,488 See why not 351 00:27:24,512 --> 00:27:26,571 How can you see with your eyes shut? 352 00:27:28,769 --> 00:27:30,688 There! That's better. 353 00:27:30,989 --> 00:27:32,967 Well, I got to go hopping off. 354 00:27:32,992 --> 00:27:33,991 Where you going 355 00:27:34,016 --> 00:27:37,600 Oh I don't know I must be late for somewhere. TTFN! 356 00:27:39,136 --> 00:27:40,160 TTFN? 357 00:27:40,928 --> 00:27:41,927 What does that mean? 358 00:27:41,952 --> 00:27:43,488 Ta-ta for now. 359 00:27:46,297 --> 00:27:48,470 Don't you think you should put that thing away? 360 00:27:48,501 --> 00:27:50,590 Certainly not. I just let it out. 361 00:27:50,912 --> 00:27:52,170 Don't you like it? 362 00:27:52,691 --> 00:27:54,752 Well, yes. 363 00:27:55,777 --> 00:27:57,537 It's very nice. 364 00:27:57,904 --> 00:27:59,696 The nicest one you've ever seen? 365 00:28:02,005 --> 00:28:04,490 - Yes. - You may touch it. 366 00:28:04,515 --> 00:28:06,057 Oh I couldn't. 367 00:28:06,082 --> 00:28:07,625 I don't see why not. 368 00:28:07,650 --> 00:28:09,718 Well, because 369 00:28:10,364 --> 00:28:11,344 It's yours. 370 00:28:11,369 --> 00:28:13,111 I'll share it with you. 371 00:28:17,714 --> 00:28:19,266 Now see what you've done. 372 00:28:19,291 --> 00:28:20,421 I did that? 373 00:28:20,445 --> 00:28:23,091 Well you certainly don't think I did it. 374 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:24,738 It's so smooth 375 00:28:25,216 --> 00:28:26,216 Of course 376 00:28:26,333 --> 00:28:27,449 May I touch it again? 377 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:29,852 You may kiss it. 378 00:29:57,798 --> 00:29:59,078 Oh my goodness! 379 00:29:59,168 --> 00:30:00,960 What if I done? Are you alright? 380 00:30:01,136 --> 00:30:03,495 Yes, yes, quite. 381 00:30:03,751 --> 00:30:04,775 Quite alright. 382 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,848 I'm so glad I thought I'd broken it. 383 00:30:15,205 --> 00:30:17,063 Oh no! 384 00:30:17,088 --> 00:30:19,904 That poor son of a gun did it again. 385 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:22,386 - Who did what again? - Oh, Old Humpty. 386 00:30:22,464 --> 00:30:24,807 Come on we better see if we can help. 387 00:30:42,312 --> 00:30:44,199 Oh my goodness, what happened? 388 00:30:44,224 --> 00:30:47,296 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. 389 00:30:47,552 --> 00:30:48,588 He, fell off the wall 390 00:30:48,832 --> 00:30:50,249 and sprained a ball. 391 00:30:50,274 --> 00:30:51,367 And that's not all. 392 00:30:51,392 --> 00:30:54,160 And that's not all? What can be worse than that? 393 00:30:54,464 --> 00:30:56,328 Promise to keep it under your hat. 394 00:30:56,366 --> 00:30:58,475 After probing and prying and tantle inspection, 395 00:30:58,538 --> 00:31:01,443 I realize you can no longer get an erection. 396 00:31:01,644 --> 00:31:05,051 You see my little buttercup, he can't get his ding-a-ling up. 397 00:31:05,168 --> 00:31:08,648 His ding-a-ling up His ding-a-ling up 398 00:31:08,822 --> 00:31:11,749 He can't get his His ding-a-ling up. 399 00:31:12,157 --> 00:31:13,957 I'm finished. 400 00:31:14,610 --> 00:31:17,178 I'm just a shell of a man. 401 00:31:17,623 --> 00:31:19,415 Isn't there anything you can do? 402 00:31:19,552 --> 00:31:20,998 We've tried everything. 403 00:34:30,784 --> 00:34:33,344 I brought more nice couples together. 404 00:34:34,624 --> 00:34:35,904 The poor thing. 405 00:34:36,416 --> 00:34:37,703 Why don't you let Alice 406 00:34:37,952 --> 00:34:39,192 if you'll pardon the expression 407 00:34:39,232 --> 00:34:40,231 give it a shot 408 00:34:40,268 --> 00:34:41,548 I've never seen her before. 409 00:34:42,304 --> 00:34:44,608 - What can she do - She's new in these parts 410 00:34:44,864 --> 00:34:46,627 Anything's worth a try 411 00:34:47,168 --> 00:34:48,290 Do you think I should? 412 00:34:48,448 --> 00:34:49,472 Of course 413 00:34:49,984 --> 00:34:51,776 You'd be doing a great public service. 414 00:34:52,288 --> 00:34:55,493 Think of it as helping a man who's down, up. 415 00:34:55,872 --> 00:34:56,872 Okay 416 00:34:57,278 --> 00:34:58,814 I'll do the best I can. 417 00:34:59,272 --> 00:35:00,772 - Careful - Oh, I will be. 418 00:35:03,808 --> 00:35:05,872 I used to be very big you know. 419 00:35:07,648 --> 00:35:10,584 I can see. You must have been something. 420 00:35:11,744 --> 00:35:12,783 I was famous. 421 00:35:13,204 --> 00:35:14,740 All over Wonderland. 422 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:16,840 I can believe it. 423 00:35:18,144 --> 00:35:19,936 People used to come from miles around. 424 00:35:21,879 --> 00:35:23,545 You're quite well known. 425 00:35:25,824 --> 00:35:27,872 - They thought I was a good egg. - Of course. 426 00:35:28,128 --> 00:35:30,972 Because you had a little fall, that's nothing. 427 00:35:35,035 --> 00:35:36,465 You make me feel better. 428 00:35:37,246 --> 00:35:39,546 You just need a little attention. 429 00:35:43,232 --> 00:35:45,024 I just need a little attention. 430 00:35:47,257 --> 00:35:49,324 You're very understanding. 431 00:35:51,408 --> 00:35:53,535 I think I need a little more attention. 432 00:36:06,948 --> 00:36:08,509 I think 433 00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:13,249 Look everybody it's up! 434 00:36:13,292 --> 00:36:14,419 One, two three. 435 00:36:14,444 --> 00:36:17,889 His ding-a-ling up His ding-a-ling up 436 00:36:18,102 --> 00:36:20,689 We got his ding-a-ling up. 437 00:36:22,655 --> 00:36:23,655 It's up! 438 00:36:24,215 --> 00:36:25,215 My god it's up! 439 00:36:28,342 --> 00:36:31,249 His ding-a-ling up His ding-a-ling up 440 00:36:31,738 --> 00:36:37,685 We got his ding-a-ling up. 441 00:36:44,961 --> 00:36:46,367 Oh shit. 442 00:36:49,413 --> 00:36:50,608 Oh dear. 443 00:36:50,633 --> 00:36:51,653 I think we lost 444 00:36:51,678 --> 00:36:52,839 Nonsense. 445 00:36:52,864 --> 00:36:53,857 Where are we going? 446 00:36:53,882 --> 00:36:55,464 You see I know we were lost. 447 00:36:55,489 --> 00:36:57,978 We couldn't be lost or we wouldn't know where we are. 448 00:36:58,240 --> 00:36:59,435 Oh that's a relief 449 00:36:59,949 --> 00:37:00,949 Where are we? 450 00:37:01,438 --> 00:37:02,462 I don't know. 451 00:37:14,998 --> 00:37:17,326 There are only two places to go. 452 00:37:17,696 --> 00:37:19,186 Tweedledum and Tweedledee 453 00:37:19,211 --> 00:37:20,653 That's the same place. 454 00:37:21,103 --> 00:37:22,264 We can't go there 455 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:23,426 Why not? 456 00:37:23,455 --> 00:37:25,538 Because they are already here. Look! 457 00:37:29,591 --> 00:37:32,997 Every time you move this way. 458 00:37:33,817 --> 00:37:35,897 That's nice. 459 00:37:37,366 --> 00:37:41,792 Ah, men, must keep on coming. 460 00:37:46,476 --> 00:37:49,836 Twedelee and Dum, say hi. 461 00:37:49,861 --> 00:37:51,443 Someone 462 00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:52,774 Hi I'm Alice. 463 00:37:52,803 --> 00:37:54,217 Nice to meet you. 464 00:37:54,242 --> 00:37:56,920 Simple bit of life, moley 465 00:37:56,945 --> 00:37:59,665 Without much fun 466 00:38:01,375 --> 00:38:03,868 Make love in the heather. 467 00:38:03,893 --> 00:38:06,606 And any weather will do. 468 00:38:07,433 --> 00:38:11,301 Screw June and crew tunes, a cute baby's body's 469 00:38:11,335 --> 00:38:14,807 time you got down to the nitty grittys. 470 00:38:14,832 --> 00:38:17,145 We'll get together 471 00:38:17,344 --> 00:38:20,392 especially for you. 472 00:43:19,036 --> 00:43:20,795 I learned a new step. 473 00:43:20,820 --> 00:43:22,583 It's called the two step. 474 00:43:22,882 --> 00:43:25,995 Keeps the world in perfect time. 475 00:43:26,094 --> 00:43:29,894 Cause love is the real thing, not just a mere fling. 476 00:43:29,977 --> 00:43:33,519 It make the heart sing, and the bells ring. 477 00:43:33,544 --> 00:43:35,784 Now I needed someone 478 00:43:35,858 --> 00:43:40,657 a someone who is mine. 479 00:43:45,765 --> 00:43:46,479 The King's Balls? 480 00:43:46,532 --> 00:43:49,345 Yes! The King's ball is coming off tonight 481 00:43:49,617 --> 00:43:51,330 The King's ball is coming off tonight? 482 00:43:51,423 --> 00:43:54,057 I didn't know the Kings ball was coming off tonight. 483 00:43:54,088 --> 00:43:57,157 Yes, but unfortunately I won't be able to take Alice. 484 00:43:57,190 --> 00:43:58,584 Where will you be? 485 00:43:58,847 --> 00:43:59,929 The Queen's box. 486 00:43:59,972 --> 00:44:01,027 The Queen's box? 487 00:44:01,058 --> 00:44:03,247 And after the king's ball comes off 488 00:44:03,278 --> 00:44:05,222 we're eating dinner in the queen box. 489 00:44:05,247 --> 00:44:06,935 Dinner in the Queen's box? 490 00:44:06,966 --> 00:44:09,862 Not dinner exactly, it's more like a box lunch 491 00:44:10,373 --> 00:44:12,693 You mean there will more than just you in the queen's box? 492 00:44:12,952 --> 00:44:15,743 Of course. I'll be there in the king and his court. 493 00:44:16,665 --> 00:44:18,812 The queen must have a big box. 494 00:44:18,878 --> 00:44:20,607 The biggest in the kingdom. 495 00:44:21,375 --> 00:44:23,439 I hate to ask this next question 496 00:44:23,935 --> 00:44:26,952 But, where is the king ball being held? 497 00:44:26,986 --> 00:44:28,821 In the ballroom. 498 00:44:30,079 --> 00:44:33,171 You ask a silly question, you get a silly answer. 499 00:44:47,231 --> 00:44:48,511 Do you hear what I hear? 500 00:44:49,292 --> 00:44:51,084 Oh, anything's possible around here. 501 00:44:53,631 --> 00:44:55,679 Oh, it looks like somebody had an accident. 502 00:44:56,191 --> 00:44:57,727 That's a funny thing to call it. 503 00:45:01,318 --> 00:45:03,572 Is anyone hurt? Can I help? 504 00:45:03,597 --> 00:45:06,812 Buzz off and get your own knight honey, this one's mine. 505 00:45:06,943 --> 00:45:09,503 I just wanted to help I know mouth-to-mouth resuscitation 506 00:45:10,015 --> 00:45:12,319 - Why don't you let the kid help? - I don't need any help. 507 00:45:12,450 --> 00:45:14,797 Buzz off love. Come back some other time. 508 00:45:14,930 --> 00:45:16,908 Can't you see we're busy? 509 00:45:17,089 --> 00:45:20,760 Oh my goodness I had no idea! You shouldn't be doing that! 510 00:45:21,535 --> 00:45:22,541 Why not 511 00:45:22,566 --> 00:45:23,575 It isn't nice. 512 00:45:23,614 --> 00:45:25,105 Who's this person, I resent that. 513 00:45:25,375 --> 00:45:26,911 I didn't mean that you're not nice. 514 00:45:27,423 --> 00:45:28,604 Why did you say it then? 515 00:45:28,628 --> 00:45:30,751 You're wrong. It's very nice. 516 00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:35,327 - Looks nice. - Indubitably nice. 517 00:45:35,427 --> 00:45:40,602 Oh sure, it's nice like that I guess. It's just not nice to do it where everyone can see. 518 00:45:40,627 --> 00:45:41,983 Nonsense. 519 00:45:42,108 --> 00:45:44,156 Get him out of here before I break her in two. 520 00:45:44,531 --> 00:45:47,084 You are a ruffian! 521 00:45:47,135 --> 00:45:54,004 What's a nice girl like you doing on a knight like this. 522 00:45:55,820 --> 00:45:57,787 On a thing like that 523 00:45:59,099 --> 00:46:01,419 should have been careful where you sat. 524 00:46:03,036 --> 00:46:06,640 Why don't you settle down get married 525 00:46:06,665 --> 00:46:08,920 Raise a family 526 00:46:10,058 --> 00:46:16,654 in a house with a white picket fence build with kids and a little arf arf, puppy. 527 00:46:16,686 --> 00:46:23,787 What's a nice girl like you, doing on an knight like me? 528 00:46:24,517 --> 00:46:27,737 This I got to see. 529 00:46:28,427 --> 00:46:30,980 Golly gee! 530 00:46:31,419 --> 00:46:34,586 Get up right now and change your ways 531 00:46:34,757 --> 00:46:37,737 You can't have your cake and eat it too. 532 00:46:37,862 --> 00:46:42,069 What's a nice girl like you doing... 533 00:46:42,246 --> 00:46:50,246 on a knight like you? 534 00:46:58,006 --> 00:46:59,813 I knew you were cheating on my you bitch! 535 00:47:01,631 --> 00:47:03,487 And don't you ever lay your hands on him again. 536 00:47:04,447 --> 00:47:06,495 You are all dirty, man! 537 00:47:06,764 --> 00:47:08,556 How can I take you to the palace like that? 538 00:47:08,839 --> 00:47:10,319 Shit! 539 00:47:10,605 --> 00:47:13,005 What a mess. Let's go. 540 00:47:50,775 --> 00:47:52,069 My man. 541 00:47:52,097 --> 00:47:54,484 Brother in law, how are you doing? 542 00:47:55,903 --> 00:47:57,951 How fare you on this fine lovely day? 543 00:47:58,207 --> 00:48:00,503 I just played a 18 holes. 544 00:48:00,528 --> 00:48:01,991 I'm pooped. 545 00:48:02,047 --> 00:48:04,863 But I don't think I'm too tired to play around with the cards. 546 00:48:05,887 --> 00:48:07,202 - Carry on. - See you later. 547 00:48:07,276 --> 00:48:08,762 My dear. 548 00:48:09,829 --> 00:48:10,853 What do you say girls? 549 00:48:18,979 --> 00:48:21,639 Cards, cards, cards, everybody loves cards. 550 00:48:22,186 --> 00:48:24,759 It's a game we play to while away the day. 551 00:48:24,790 --> 00:48:28,950 But for me I'd rather play my stud with the gang. 552 00:48:29,281 --> 00:48:32,522 Just I, like ruffing. 553 00:48:35,107 --> 00:48:37,407 Bridge, bridge, bridge, everybody loves bridge. 554 00:48:37,987 --> 00:48:40,873 If you make the tricks, the turns you make you think. 555 00:48:41,474 --> 00:48:47,414 But for me I'd rather not for another drew on another trump. Just I, I'd rather hump. 556 00:48:48,093 --> 00:48:51,841 You could take the old maid, the fish, the 5 card, even gin rummy, 557 00:48:51,866 --> 00:48:55,313 just give me a maiden whose fair and I'll jump on her tummy. 558 00:48:56,092 --> 00:48:59,159 Cards, cards, cards, everybody loves cards. 559 00:48:59,191 --> 00:49:02,016 If you've got the time they nick the landed dime. 560 00:49:02,924 --> 00:49:09,703 But for me I'd rather not take the chance with my lunch, cause I, I'd rather... 561 00:50:16,338 --> 00:50:19,238 You could take the old maid, the fish, the 5 card, even gin rummy, 562 00:50:19,556 --> 00:50:22,968 Just give me a maiden who's spare, and I'll jump off her tummy. 563 00:50:23,588 --> 00:50:25,991 Cards, cards, cards, everybody loves cards. 564 00:50:26,778 --> 00:50:30,258 If you've got the time they nick the landed dime. 565 00:50:30,283 --> 00:50:33,407 But for me I'd rather not take the chance with my luck. 566 00:50:33,843 --> 00:50:41,214 Just I, I'd rather... 567 00:51:13,218 --> 00:51:16,324 Well, what do we have here, hare? 568 00:51:16,593 --> 00:51:20,411 A little lady one hopes meet with your accord, my lord. 569 00:51:20,667 --> 00:51:24,799 And what pray tell is the name of this pretty young thing so fair, hare? 570 00:51:25,055 --> 00:51:28,383 Her name is Alice and she's a desire, sire. 571 00:51:29,919 --> 00:51:30,943 Come my dear. 572 00:51:31,199 --> 00:51:33,828 Have no fear for your king is here. 573 00:51:34,775 --> 00:51:35,967 You 574 00:51:36,063 --> 00:51:38,327 Stay on your nag, fag. 575 00:51:38,693 --> 00:51:40,657 Or is it fag, nag? 576 00:51:41,439 --> 00:51:42,770 No matter. 577 00:51:45,535 --> 00:51:48,874 She's not a fling, she's a delicate thing, King. 578 00:51:48,985 --> 00:51:51,369 Well, take care of the mare, hare. 579 00:51:51,429 --> 00:51:54,495 Then with your permission, I shall retire, sire. 580 00:52:04,991 --> 00:52:08,319 Behold the splendorous of beauty of my magical kingdom. 581 00:52:08,816 --> 00:52:10,367 The beauty of the trees, 582 00:52:10,872 --> 00:52:13,944 the plushness of the soft turf that we walk upon, 583 00:52:14,463 --> 00:52:15,999 To gaze upon such beauty 584 00:52:16,255 --> 00:52:19,071 is a tribute to that of all mankind. 585 00:52:19,839 --> 00:52:22,144 May my rod and staff comfort thee. 586 00:52:22,399 --> 00:52:24,265 Rod, staff, comfort? 587 00:52:24,290 --> 00:52:26,214 What exactly does that mean sire? 588 00:52:26,246 --> 00:52:27,308 Let's fuck. 589 00:52:29,311 --> 00:52:30,947 I've never done that before. 590 00:52:31,615 --> 00:52:33,727 You mean, you've never ever? 591 00:52:33,752 --> 00:52:34,943 No, never ever 592 00:52:35,791 --> 00:52:38,607 Come with me my child while I slip into something more comfortable. 593 00:52:45,695 --> 00:52:47,231 You're about to become a woman 594 00:52:48,767 --> 00:52:49,767 But 595 00:52:51,327 --> 00:52:52,070 Well 596 00:52:52,095 --> 00:52:53,095 But what? 597 00:52:53,631 --> 00:52:54,911 Human friendship 598 00:52:56,703 --> 00:52:57,703 What's wrong? 599 00:52:59,007 --> 00:53:00,007 Well 600 00:53:01,823 --> 00:53:03,615 I know it's awfully old fashioned 601 00:53:04,621 --> 00:53:06,655 - But you see - I know 602 00:53:07,455 --> 00:53:09,261 Saving it for when you get married. 603 00:53:11,158 --> 00:53:12,898 Is that wrong? 604 00:53:14,111 --> 00:53:15,270 What is right or wrong 605 00:53:15,903 --> 00:53:17,176 Or what is wrong or right 606 00:53:17,439 --> 00:53:19,919 Or whether you ever get married for that matter. 607 00:53:20,767 --> 00:53:23,627 Well I have hopes that I will get married some day. 608 00:53:24,566 --> 00:53:25,773 That's cool baby. 609 00:53:27,423 --> 00:53:29,294 I want to be pure for him. 610 00:53:29,983 --> 00:53:31,263 What's this pure? 611 00:53:32,859 --> 00:53:35,546 Um, clean. 612 00:53:36,383 --> 00:53:37,565 Unblemished 613 00:53:38,161 --> 00:53:39,217 Spotless. 614 00:53:39,448 --> 00:53:40,991 I don't want to put any spots on you. 615 00:53:42,015 --> 00:53:43,502 I like you just they way you are. 616 00:53:44,575 --> 00:53:46,111 You can understand, can't you? 617 00:53:46,623 --> 00:53:47,903 What I understand 618 00:53:48,415 --> 00:53:49,158 Is that you 619 00:53:49,183 --> 00:53:50,543 Listening to a lot of other people 620 00:53:51,231 --> 00:53:52,717 and not hearing yourself 621 00:53:55,991 --> 00:53:57,818 The scrug said that to me. 622 00:53:58,143 --> 00:53:59,924 Learn to trust yourself. 623 00:54:01,215 --> 00:54:04,543 The skruhs, they're getting smarter everyday. 624 00:54:06,591 --> 00:54:08,115 That's what it is. 625 00:54:08,712 --> 00:54:09,909 Growing up I mean. 626 00:54:11,455 --> 00:54:13,179 It's believing in yourself. 627 00:54:13,503 --> 00:54:17,481 And trusting yourself and not a lot of other people. 628 00:54:18,879 --> 00:54:20,254 You are saying that. 629 00:54:45,247 --> 00:54:46,555 Oh boy 630 00:54:47,295 --> 00:54:48,038 Who are you? 631 00:54:48,063 --> 00:54:50,111 - My name is Alice. - I want her head. 632 00:54:51,135 --> 00:54:52,135 Please no! 633 00:54:52,415 --> 00:54:55,307 I'm just learning about life. I'm too young to die, don't cut off my head 634 00:54:55,743 --> 00:54:57,535 You misunderstand me doll 635 00:54:58,369 --> 00:54:59,905 I don't want to cut off your head 636 00:55:00,863 --> 00:55:02,463 I want you to give me some head 637 00:55:04,796 --> 00:55:05,916 I've never done that before. 638 00:55:06,743 --> 00:55:07,750 Maybe some other time? 639 00:55:07,939 --> 00:55:08,992 Better be now, 640 00:55:09,311 --> 00:55:10,713 Or there'll be no other time. 641 00:55:12,269 --> 00:55:13,269 I command you 642 00:55:14,687 --> 00:55:15,967 Or I will have your head 643 00:55:16,991 --> 00:55:17,990 Wait a minute 644 00:55:18,015 --> 00:55:19,848 You can't condemn me without a fair trial. 645 00:55:19,935 --> 00:55:20,968 Trial? 646 00:55:21,855 --> 00:55:22,879 A trial? 647 00:55:23,647 --> 00:55:25,981 Where is it written do we have to give you a trial? 648 00:55:26,006 --> 00:55:28,468 It says so right here in this book. 649 00:55:30,815 --> 00:55:31,815 He's right! 650 00:55:34,930 --> 00:55:36,210 She is right. 651 00:55:36,709 --> 00:55:38,751 It says so right here in this book. 652 00:55:39,007 --> 00:55:41,366 We must give Alice a fair trial. 653 00:55:42,335 --> 00:55:43,860 On with the trial 654 00:55:44,127 --> 00:55:45,187 then off with her head 655 00:55:45,212 --> 00:55:46,761 Wait a minute. 656 00:55:47,455 --> 00:55:48,479 We must have a fair trial 657 00:55:49,571 --> 00:55:51,092 If Alice is found guilty 658 00:55:51,390 --> 00:55:53,637 then she must go down on the queen. 659 00:55:53,854 --> 00:55:55,235 And if I'm found innocent? 660 00:55:55,305 --> 00:55:58,651 Alice, then you must go down on the judge. 661 00:55:59,743 --> 00:56:00,767 Where is the judge 662 00:56:01,791 --> 00:56:03,583 Order in the Court Order in the Court 663 00:56:03,839 --> 00:56:04,863 Grilled cheese on rye 664 00:56:05,169 --> 00:56:06,562 Hot tea and a prune danish 665 00:56:06,587 --> 00:56:08,042 What kind of court is this? 666 00:56:08,096 --> 00:56:09,962 It's a hungry court, I'll tell you that! 667 00:56:10,495 --> 00:56:12,119 The clerk will read the charges 668 00:56:12,542 --> 00:56:13,542 Grilled cheese 60 cents. 669 00:56:13,567 --> 00:56:15,615 Prune danish, 35 670 00:56:15,871 --> 00:56:17,151 Hot tea, 20. 671 00:56:17,379 --> 00:56:19,021 Put me down for prune Danish. 672 00:56:19,046 --> 00:56:20,980 I'll take a pastrami on rye very lean. 673 00:56:21,017 --> 00:56:24,139 - Make me a fennel. - BLT double mayo on wheat. 674 00:56:24,417 --> 00:56:26,697 - I'll have a chicken on white toast. - Order in the Court 675 00:56:26,904 --> 00:56:30,273 Before we pass sentance does the defendent have anything to say? 676 00:56:30,714 --> 00:56:33,747 Yes, you can't pass sentence, I haven't been tried yet. 677 00:56:33,772 --> 00:56:36,192 Don't snap at me. You are the one who is in trouble. 678 00:56:36,587 --> 00:56:38,373 What did I do that is so wrong? 679 00:56:38,398 --> 00:56:40,387 What are you asking me for? I'm only the judge? 680 00:56:41,107 --> 00:56:42,107 Hit it. 681 00:56:49,316 --> 00:56:51,063 The vow of chastity is your game. 682 00:56:51,088 --> 00:56:52,930 Oh my heavens, what a shame. 683 00:56:52,955 --> 00:56:54,872 Seems to us, you've been wasting time. 684 00:56:54,897 --> 00:56:56,086 Not having love. 685 00:56:56,579 --> 00:56:57,786 That's the crime. 686 00:57:02,015 --> 00:57:03,882 I didn't know what I was missing 687 00:57:03,907 --> 00:57:05,913 She didn't cotton to even kissing. 688 00:57:05,938 --> 00:57:07,886 I didn't know I was a recluse. 689 00:57:07,911 --> 00:57:10,357 Ignorance, no excuse. 690 00:57:11,490 --> 00:57:15,628 You got the right to the fullest, make every second pay. 691 00:57:15,652 --> 00:57:19,490 Take your pleasures as they fall. 692 00:57:19,855 --> 00:57:24,716 Each and every moment... 693 00:57:26,060 --> 00:57:27,853 Of the day. 694 00:57:31,575 --> 00:57:33,520 Gee, if I'm found guilty will I be dead? 695 00:57:33,545 --> 00:57:35,580 Not until I get some head 696 00:57:35,710 --> 00:57:37,537 Take a chance, the queen's a tripping. 697 00:57:37,562 --> 00:57:40,829 Might find old girl, mighty good licking. 698 00:57:40,863 --> 00:57:42,754 I fed seconds. 699 00:57:44,609 --> 00:57:48,583 You got a right to the fullest, make every second pay. 700 00:57:48,954 --> 00:57:52,767 Take you pleasures as they fall. 701 00:57:52,804 --> 00:58:00,533 Each and every moment of the day. 702 00:58:17,471 --> 00:58:19,007 Order in the Court 703 00:58:19,263 --> 00:58:20,263 Order in the Court 704 00:58:21,815 --> 00:58:23,858 Has the jury reached a verdict? 705 00:58:24,133 --> 00:58:26,949 Hey, wait a minute! We haven't even begun the trial yet. 706 00:58:27,199 --> 00:58:28,431 Hush child 707 00:58:28,485 --> 00:58:30,845 You see we do things differently around here in wonderland. 708 00:58:31,030 --> 00:58:32,739 We start at the end of the trial. 709 00:58:32,775 --> 00:58:35,477 And that way we know what we have to do to get there. 710 00:58:35,917 --> 00:58:38,237 It's all so very logical you see 711 00:58:38,719 --> 00:58:41,399 No I don't see. It's not logical at all 712 00:58:41,424 --> 00:58:44,484 Then you keep out of this. These things are not for you to decide. 713 00:58:44,517 --> 00:58:45,997 But this is my trial. 714 00:58:46,282 --> 00:58:48,074 Well you don't have to be selfish about 715 00:58:48,486 --> 00:58:49,720 She talks too much 716 00:58:50,239 --> 00:58:52,543 She must learn to speak only when she spoken to 717 00:58:52,799 --> 00:58:54,329 Spare the rod spoil the child 718 00:58:54,354 --> 00:58:55,958 A stick in time save nine. 719 00:58:55,983 --> 00:58:58,296 An apple a day keeps the doctor away 720 00:58:58,321 --> 00:59:00,369 A penny saved is a penny earned 721 00:59:00,437 --> 00:59:01,671 Haste makes waste. 722 00:59:01,696 --> 00:59:04,545 Wonderland, love it or leave it. 723 00:59:10,911 --> 00:59:13,010 Order in the Court! Order in the Court! 724 00:59:16,511 --> 00:59:18,145 The jury, have you reached a verdict? 725 00:59:22,398 --> 00:59:23,398 Foreman 726 00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:26,953 We find the defendent Alice, guilty. 727 00:59:31,934 --> 00:59:37,601 Each and every moment 728 00:59:37,988 --> 00:59:41,754 of the day. 729 00:59:56,745 --> 00:59:59,491 Clean her up. She looks a sight. 730 01:00:30,204 --> 01:00:32,384 How did it ever get so good 731 01:00:34,974 --> 01:00:38,899 Got that way with a lot of practice my dear 732 01:00:44,161 --> 01:00:45,613 Tasty. 733 01:00:45,644 --> 01:00:47,257 Tangy 734 01:00:49,766 --> 01:00:51,558 Tart 735 01:00:53,082 --> 01:00:54,835 Delicious 736 01:01:02,630 --> 01:01:04,617 Pardon me Mister Rabbit. 737 01:01:04,675 --> 01:01:07,350 Would you care to join us in a menage trois? 738 01:01:07,382 --> 01:01:10,585 Oh no thank you sire. I just had a prune danish. 739 01:01:19,369 --> 01:01:23,327 After while it all seems the same, doesn't it? 740 01:01:23,583 --> 01:01:25,389 Indeed, indeed. 741 01:01:33,394 --> 01:01:37,319 Dee, your wonderful, I love you like a brother. 742 01:01:38,743 --> 01:01:41,222 Dum, aren't you fogetting? 743 01:01:41,247 --> 01:01:43,424 I am your brother 744 01:03:41,887 --> 01:03:45,957 When I ask someone to do something, I expect it to be done. 745 01:03:47,018 --> 01:03:49,478 You are lovely my sweet. 746 01:04:38,876 --> 01:04:40,850 Pull on my nips. 747 01:04:53,081 --> 01:04:54,928 Bite it. 748 01:04:56,601 --> 01:04:58,014 Not too hard. 749 01:05:01,185 --> 01:05:03,458 You are good at that. 750 01:05:08,770 --> 01:05:10,886 Go on. 751 01:05:10,911 --> 01:05:12,959 You know what to do 752 01:05:21,869 --> 01:05:23,917 Oh my God 753 01:05:25,381 --> 01:05:27,961 You're lovely! 754 01:05:29,167 --> 01:05:31,340 Don't stop. 755 01:05:33,516 --> 01:05:37,791 Oh my God what are you doing to me! 756 01:05:53,580 --> 01:05:55,093 I better get out of here. 757 01:05:58,360 --> 01:06:01,053 Alice, come with us. We'll help you escape. 758 01:06:17,330 --> 01:06:19,042 Where are you going? 759 01:06:24,119 --> 01:06:25,986 Come on, she's getting away! 760 01:06:28,479 --> 01:06:29,645 Stop them! 761 01:06:29,796 --> 01:06:31,043 Stop them 762 01:06:31,411 --> 01:06:34,644 Spades, diamonds, clubs after them now! 763 01:06:35,385 --> 01:06:37,459 Get them you fools! 764 01:06:45,776 --> 01:06:47,850 This way, I know a short cut. 765 01:06:48,722 --> 01:06:50,715 Come on, she's getting away 766 01:06:52,375 --> 01:06:53,800 I've got to have that girl. 767 01:06:53,825 --> 01:06:55,734 Run Alice, run! 768 01:06:59,557 --> 01:07:02,277 You are just so fucking clumsy. 769 01:07:06,291 --> 01:07:08,978 Come on knights, get them! 770 01:07:09,879 --> 01:07:13,433 Wrong way, come back, they went that way. 771 01:07:37,743 --> 01:07:39,156 After them. 772 01:07:39,181 --> 01:07:41,016 Half of you go that way. 773 01:07:41,072 --> 01:07:42,758 Half of you go that way. 774 01:07:42,809 --> 01:07:45,216 I'll have your heads if they get away. 775 01:08:00,244 --> 01:08:02,044 It's the only way Alice! 776 01:08:02,908 --> 01:08:05,242 I can't swim. 777 01:08:34,044 --> 01:08:35,358 Alice 778 01:08:51,551 --> 01:08:53,211 What are you doing her? 779 01:08:53,478 --> 01:08:56,032 I came back to talk to you. 780 01:08:56,703 --> 01:08:59,606 I was thinking over those things, some of the things you said. 781 01:08:59,631 --> 01:09:01,021 - Don't - I thought... 782 01:09:01,580 --> 01:09:03,680 It's all right, don't think about it. 783 01:09:03,977 --> 01:09:05,356 No it's not alright 784 01:09:05,776 --> 01:09:08,163 We can't let things come between us like that. 785 01:09:09,600 --> 01:09:11,434 There is nothing between us. 786 01:09:21,481 --> 01:09:22,815 Except your shirt. 787 01:09:24,176 --> 01:09:25,204 That's right. 788 01:09:38,161 --> 01:09:40,200 I can't belive this is happening. 789 01:09:40,254 --> 01:09:42,307 You have such a nice mouth. 790 01:10:00,603 --> 01:10:01,796 Gentle 791 01:10:04,551 --> 01:10:06,377 Make it beautiful 792 01:10:06,811 --> 01:10:09,291 I'm not half as beautiful as you are. 793 01:10:11,299 --> 01:10:12,779 I feel beautiful 794 01:10:13,094 --> 01:10:14,621 You are. 795 01:10:43,439 --> 01:10:44,463 Are you Alice? 796 01:10:44,915 --> 01:10:46,189 Of course. 797 01:10:54,550 --> 01:10:56,810 I want to feel you inside of me. 798 01:12:59,493 --> 01:13:01,520 Oh thank you heaven 799 01:13:07,141 --> 01:13:09,155 Oh thats so many... 800 01:13:09,180 --> 01:13:11,720 It's going inside of me. 801 01:13:31,646 --> 01:13:35,407 Where are you going girl? 802 01:13:35,784 --> 01:13:41,819 Are you looking for rainbow in the sky? 803 01:13:43,733 --> 01:13:46,975 You keep on going girl! 804 01:13:47,463 --> 01:13:52,156 There's a good chance you can catch it if you try 805 01:13:55,663 --> 01:13:59,257 Don't throw away that teddy bear. 806 01:13:59,316 --> 01:14:02,142 Cupid dollar childish dare. 807 01:14:02,204 --> 01:14:06,084 There's so much more to life than meets the eye. 808 01:14:06,346 --> 01:14:11,266 There's a whole new world waiting for you happy girl. 809 01:14:12,494 --> 01:14:16,174 Remember life is only once around. 810 01:14:17,048 --> 01:14:21,555 There's a big batch fascinating waiting out there girl. 811 01:14:22,747 --> 01:14:26,642 Your feet don't always have to touch the ground. 812 01:14:27,506 --> 01:14:32,332 Look around, just look around. 813 01:14:40,689 --> 01:14:43,414 No harm in trying girl. 814 01:14:44,128 --> 01:14:50,014 Even thought that rainbow looks so far away. 815 01:14:52,220 --> 01:14:55,204 Keep right on trying girl. 816 01:14:55,337 --> 01:15:00,571 And you'll reach a little higher every day. 817 01:15:04,284 --> 01:15:07,445 So still believe in Humpty Dumptys 818 01:15:07,470 --> 01:15:09,890 Tweedle Dees and Tweedle Dumpees 819 01:15:10,037 --> 01:15:14,537 Then I'll be there to help you find the way 820 01:15:14,585 --> 01:15:19,358 There's a whole new world that is looking for you, big girl. 821 01:15:20,159 --> 01:15:24,399 Get out there girl, and give that world a chance. 822 01:15:24,582 --> 01:15:29,756 You'll find that things are really cooking for you, big girl. 823 01:15:30,434 --> 01:15:34,101 It's up to you to come and join the dance. 824 01:15:34,780 --> 01:15:39,547 There's a whole new world waiting for you happy girl. 825 01:15:40,499 --> 01:15:44,906 Remember life is only once around. 826 01:15:45,088 --> 01:15:48,721 A whole new world is waiting for the happy girl. 827 01:15:49,787 --> 01:15:53,473 It's up to you to come and join the dance. 828 01:15:54,704 --> 01:15:57,590 It's up to you to come and join the dance. 829 01:15:57,647 --> 01:16:00,660 Everybody's got to join the dance.